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2025 GEISHA RANKINGS: BASED ON CLIENT REVIEWS
1-Jessica (36S) 2 -Susan (36ZZ) 3-Jaehee (44A) 4-Tiffany (36X) 5-Christina (34Q) 6-Mariko (40P) 7-Ekaterina (40AAA) 8-Rena (36M) 9-Chelsea (32AAA) 10-Hana (36B) 11-Julie (32H) 12-Lien (32ZZZ) 13-Natsumi (34L) 14-Ryuki (36G) 15-Kimberly (26AAA) 16-Svetlana (36C) 17-Maria (40P) 18-Weiguang (28A) 19-Summer (34F) 20-Linda (32F) 21-Amy (34B)
Our endless internal rankings battle continues. Our clients and many venue attendees carefully rate each Geisha in twenty categories as part of our post-venue review. Each Geisha receives a total score after each event, and this goes towards her overall average client rating. Each category rating and the overall scoring help future clients know which Geisha service guests are the best. Internally, higher-ranked women gain far higher billing rates due to supply and demand. This often brings their yearly earnings into the tens of millions.
FEATURED ESCORT
Geisha Jessica has consistently been ranked in FIRST PLACE overall for the past three years. In individual categories, she has ranked first in 14 out of 20 sexual categories
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She is the most requested Geisha performer, and her schedule is full one year in advance
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She is also the most requested Escort by VIP clients due to her immense sexual expertise
Jessica is a true beauty. Her uniquely beautiful face is just the start of her endless sex appeal. Some clients have blown their loads just watching her undress. The combination of her unique physical attributes drives some men absolutely wild, and they have trouble controlling themselves around her.
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Naturally thick with a pleasing frame that is complemented by a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
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Natural 2.2-inch long nipples, which look a bit unique, but men quickly fall in love with them
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Similar to the dimensions of a D battery
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Chewing gum styled 5-inch Roast Beef pussy lips that stretch to 8 inches
The story of her massive boobs:
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Blessed with natural 30G cups, her chest exploded to 34K cups during pregnancy, and later she subsequently elected for 5-pound breast implants, bringing her to a whopping 36S-cup bra
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Now 21-pound giants and her girls are 11.43lbs and 10.02lbs
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Her 17-inch breasts sag 3 inches past her belly button
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Jessica has an unusually large mouth and no natural gag reflex. She can deepthroat any-sized man or even horses, which she has been trained on. No man lasts long, as she orally attacks the penis like a starved feral wolf, and she punishes it with unrelenting, rapid deepthroating until he pops in her throat.
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Record-setting deepthroat head speed is the top-requested service we receive.
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60-second head speed is benchmarked at 203 reps for oral and 86 for throat jobs
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Known as the White Queen due to making countless clients quickly blow their loads down her throat.
She also has an unrelenting sex drive and masturbates nearly every day when her schedule allows for it. Sex fares no better, as our top anal expert forcefully anal squats on top, smashing into men's pelvis as her jumbo boobs crash hard against her groin.
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She is also a prolific power squirter. She benchmarked reaching 11 feet and filling 0.6 gallons in 30min
Committed to her principles, Jessica has never once waxed, shaved, or trimmed her bush in her entire life. She now boasts an overgrown and untamed monster bush that is one of her most defining features.
